*When at it's full height (being used as a side table) the center "screw" of a piano stool is very accessible to little hands
*Piano stools are heavily greased
*Regular hand soap does not get grease off of little hands
*Grease under the fingernails of an 18-month-old is extremely hard to remove
*Cabrini can play the harmonica while nodding and twirling
*Peter will happily watch Cabrini crazily play for around 40 minutes...from a safe distance
*Cabrini knows how to play the kazoo
*Kazoo is a funny word
*Toy trumpets are hard to play, but tambourines and maracas are not
*The Johnsons have a lot of musical instruments
*Doggy water dishes are just as alluring away from home
*Never underestimate the power of a cat-themed keyboard with a microphone to entertain a child and annoy an adult
*You can't count on a child sleeping or napping well away from home, even if she's slept and napped there before
*Never assume that someone else's pantry contains the same spices that yours does
*Decent red wine can compensate for a host of missing ingredients in a sauce